i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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