Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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