Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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