A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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