Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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