I feel great
I just peed on a car
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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