is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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