Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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