He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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