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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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