You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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