i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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