This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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