If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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