Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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