i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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