I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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