How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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