Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
In America we eat man semen.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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