then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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