Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
