Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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