Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
