only if we run a train.
done.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We’re leaving where are you
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