Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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