So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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