check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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