If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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