You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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