Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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