Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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