As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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