i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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