I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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