Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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