do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
