one might say we're banned from that church
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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