the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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