if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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