Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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