She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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