Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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