Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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