next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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