Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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