You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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