We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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