my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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