I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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