It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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