she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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