He uses pillows to masturbate.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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